See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Lesbian Positivity

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖

Respect lesbians! Anyone can follow. Sideblog.

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mellenabrave

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

starwarsgraphictee

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

Source: chicks

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maamlet

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

himborc

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

Source: maamlet

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weirdness-is-good

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cleromancy

a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

Source: cleromancy

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pennyfarthingsandpoltergeists

Do you ever think about how many of the items now considered priceless artifacts were once commonplace items? The coins we now marvel at from behind the glass at a museum were once tossed around, stepped on, and traded around. The pottery painstakingly pieced back together was somebody’s favorite wine jug. The decorative pin now rusted and bent once held together the shoulder of someone’s chiton. History is simply a trail of ordinary people going about their day, and I think there’s an odd sort of beauty in that.

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